Jim Pence September 20th, 2007
Jim Pence September 7th, 2007
Parody
The FDA has banned the drug Pardonol. According to my source the drug is popular among Republicans and personalities like Rush Limpball and Ann Coulter. It’s been rumored that George W. Bush started taking the drug just before he commutated Lewis “Scooter” Libby’s prison sentence and Kentucky Governor Ernie Fletcher pops them like candy. The FDA decided to evaluate the drug when they received complaints from Democrats claiming the drug didn’t work for them and RNC Pharmaceuticals had designed the drug to work only for Right Wing Neo Con Republicans.
After months of studying the drug Pardonol the FDA found RNC Pharmaceuticals made a huge mistake in the drug formulation. It seems RNC Pharmaceuticals was adding huge amounts of estrogen to Pardonol instead of testosterone. It’s not clear if Larry Craig was taking Pardonol, before his bathroom escapade but the FDA has made it clear this is one of the side effects. Senator Mitch McConnell is standing up for RNC Pharmaceuticals and Pardonol. He claims there’s nothing wrong with Pardonol and will continue to take it.
Terri Whitehouse August 2nd, 2007
Between hiring a stealthy campaign strategist for his 2008 reelection campaign, working to amend the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, and reluctantly voting for greater transparency in government, how on earth does Sen. Mitch McConnell find the time to draft some b.s. anti-family and anti-children legislation and find the nerve to call it the “Kids First Act”?
Being a literary sort of person, I should probably recognize this whole nonsense of cleverly naming legislation so that Americans will not be outraged at what the legislation really says and does as an ironic device. Fortunately, my low-brow aesthetic most always trumps my literary one, and from here on out I will refer to this practice (system, manner, or condition) as it occurs in politics, as “oppositism.” The noun “oppositicity” will describe the state or quality of being of an “oppositist” mindset. An “oppositist” shall henceforth refer to any politician who insults my intelligence by engaging in oppositism.
Jim Pence July 25th, 2007
This is the video of the George W, Bush colonoscopy . It seems several obstructions were removed including Senator Mitch McConnell. George W. Bush seemed to be upset when the Doctors told him there’s a ring around Uranus.
At the very least we found where Dick Cheney’s undisclosed location is!!!
Senator Mitch McConnell, it seems, has also found a very comfortable place to reside, when he’s not in the closet.
Jim Pence July 20th, 2007
Ditch Mitch KY
