Archive for the 'Draft Dodgers' Category

Wealthy Out-of-Touch Beltway Chickenhawks

Terri Whitehouse June 3rd, 2008

Elitist Vice Pres. Dick Cheney makes an incest joke at West Virginia’s expense. Call them inbred hillbillies, but whatever you do, don’t call them bitter!

It’s election season, and that means elitist Sen. Mitch McConnell is all over some photo-ops so he can pretend he really cares about Kentuckians, or even ever hangs out here aside from campaigning. Oh, how I love it when politicians pose with over-sized checks. Do you think he feels like Bob Barker?

How Draft-Dodgers Support the Troops

Terri Whitehouse March 25th, 2008

First there was this gem from Sen. Mitch McConnell:

Nobody is happy about losing lives but remember these are not draftees, these are full-time professional soldiers.

Now there’s this charming statement from VP Dick Cheney:

He’s the one who has to make the decision to commit young Americans, but we are fortunate to have a group of men and women, the all-volunteer force, who voluntarily put on the uniform and go in harm’s way for the rest of us.

Stay classy, draft-dodgers!

Say WHAT?!?!?

Terri Whitehouse March 14th, 2008

Listen, folks. I know you probably think I’m a big mouth who would never dream of censoring myself, but, really, I do. All the time. Usually, when I write my posts, I have a lot more words under my hat, about half of which are expletives. And it’s hard to reign them in sometimes.

So when President Silver Spoon says this kind of shit, know that I’m biting my tongue so damn hard, it’s a wonder how I’m not tasting blood. Because while President Coke Sniffer was getting drunk and skipping out on his guard duty, some people of his generation were actually “confronting danger.” And while President Dry Drunk was granting permission for Junior Silver Spoon to marry his daughter, some people of my generation were actually “confronting danger.”

And speaking of cowards, well, my opinion of Sen. Mitch McConnell isn’t much different. I’m aghast that some people are so out of touch with reality, living the bourgie life inside the beltway, that they’d have the audacity to udder “war is peace”, without so much as a hint of irony.

These are the assholes that are running this country. Can you even believe it? All that, and only three cuss words. Amazing.