Hey, Democrats! I have a solution to the problem State Senator David Williams has with Fancy Farm
Matt Gunterman July 16th, 2007
As has been reported since the announcement that he would emcee the event (most recently by the Courier-Journal’s Joseph Gerth), State Senate President David Williams (R) has a problem with the Fancy Farm picnic: Republicans get heckled too much for his taste.

Well, folks, I have a solution to David Williams’ dilemma.
My first Fancy Farm picnic was 1992 (I was 15 at the time), when soon-to-be Vice President Al Gore (D) landed dramatically by helicopter behind the platform (there was no shelter to block the sky — and elements — back then) and gave what I remember to be a rather rousing speech.
The only heckler at the entire event was a grotesquely fat Republican who perched himself on the bottom rung of one of the metal bleachers, and the only person he heckled was then Senator Wendell H. Ford (D) with the standard “Rusty old Ford” taunt, which he yelled ad nauseum.
Otherwise, Fancy Farm was rather peaceful and a little playful, to my memory: it was largely without Republicans or a Republican presence. It was a time when Democrats got together to celebrate all that they’d accomplished for Kentucky.
My next Fancy Farm was 1995 during the heated gubernatorial race between Paul Patton (D) and Larry Forgy (R) in the shadow of the “Republican Revolution” of 1994. The armies of Republican trolls (they would bus in militant, troglodyte Young Republicans) had flooded the place by then, and that was also the year — if you’ll recall — that freshman Congressman Ed Whitfield (R) physically assaulted a man in the audience. The Republicans were full of themselves, and they were violent.
How times have changed. Now that the Republicans have had the wind knocked out of their sails, they suddenly want everybody to play nice.
I have a suggestion: let’s return Fancy Farm to its happier, more productive times by removing the Republicans. Their presence in force was what started the whole mess that Williams is complaining about.
I doubt that the KY GOP will abandon the picnic voluntarily, so we’ll have to forcibly remove them: by voting them out at the ballot box.
PS: David, if you expect our side to behave at Fancy Farm, then you’ll have to make sure that miserable excuse of a human being and proud bigot Rep. Stan Lee (R) stays off the stage.