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Sarah Palin: All She Wants To Do Is Dance!

Joe Biden: “Vice President Cheney Has Been the Most Dangerous Vice President Probably In American History”.

Obama ‘08: The Official iPhone Application

Jim Pence October 2nd, 2008

Go Obama

Obama ‘08 is your official, comprehensive connection to the heart of Barack Obama and Joe Biden’s campaign, giving you the tools you need to make an impact and stay in the know.
Making a difference takes only moments using the Call a Friend feature. Want to do more? Find your local Obama for America HQ or look up local campaign events.
You’ll have instant access to Barack’s positions on important issues, as well as local and national campaign news as it happens. Photos and videos from the campaign trail are all here, too.
Download the free Obama ‘08 application for your iPhone™ or iPod® touch »

John And Cindy McCain 13 Cars, Barack And Michelle Obaama One. Get The Picture?

Jim Pence September 22nd, 2008

When you have seven homes , that’s a lot of garages to fill. After the fuss over the number of residences owned by the two presidential nominees, NEWSWEEK looked into the candidates’ cars. And based on public vehicle-registration records, here’s the score. John and Cindy McCain: 13. Barack and Michelle Obama: one. Read more.

Hell, It Seems To Me, The Terrorist And Bin Laden Can Relax And Take A Vacation!

Jim Pence September 22nd, 2008

Why Mitch???????
Before George W. Bush and the members of congress get too giddy about spending $700 billion dollars, we don’t have, to bailout the work of thieves and leaving it for our children and grand children to pay. How about telling that bunch of lazy ass slacker, thieves to kiss our ass, but if the Washington politicians don’t have the stomach for that, then fund the bailout, even if it means raising the taxes, yes raising taxes. Of course the morally unrighteous right wing neocons would rather strap our children with this debt than pay for it themselves. What a bunch of self serving, greedy hypocrites.
Hell, it seems to me, the terrorist and Bin Laden can relax and take a vacation because George W. Bush, John McCain, Senator Mitch McConnell and their lazy ass slacker, thieving pals are destroying the United States of America faster and more efficient than the terrorist could have ever imagined!!!!
Phil Gramm would probably call me a whiner, but Mr. Gramm was a sponsor of the legislation that got us to this point (Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act) of mortgaging our children’s future to bailout the wall street thieves and John McCain voted with Senator Mitch McConnell to pass this piece of shit law, that also included the "Enron loophole "  for their morally unrighteous right wing neocon, lazy ass slacker, thieving pals.
Folks like John McCain and Senator Mitch McConnell own this mess and now they need to tell their the morally unrighteous right wing neocon, lazy ass slacker, thieving friends we’re going to tax your asses till the cows come home to fund our, John McCain’s and Senator Mitch McConnell’s, mistake!!!

PSA: Phony Pheminists

Terri Whitehouse September 15th, 2008

Aww, how precious. Conservatives have gone and discovered pheminism. A whole week-ish after I called it like I saw it, B. Hussein Osama’s uppity ass went and said that the same old bullshit by any other name still stinks.

It doesn’t just stink. It STANKS!

At any rate, it’s really sweet to see the GOP hustle at developing their pheminist muscles. (No, I’m not talking about kegels.) To the conservatives out there who are new to pheminism, I’d like to offer a very brief rundown of the concept. I understand that you’ve dedicated your whole lives to harming women’s physical, psychological, and financial well-being, so there are bound to be early failures. Pheminism, like any asset worth having, doesn’t develop over night. You’ve got to practice!

First off, rushing to the defense of your VP, as though she were a Damsel in Distress and not a damn pit bull-skinned moose hunter is problematic. Read and learn. No, rape is nowhere near as bad as some boy being a big meanie, but I think the same concept applies.

Secondly, please understand the difference between “feminism” and “pheminism.” Feminists are a bunch of fugly, hairy, man-hating sluts that care about shit like getting paid, and not dying as a result of pregnancy. Real trivial crap.

Pheminists, on the other hand, are beautiful, non-threatening white women (mostly) who collect wingnut welfare and have made hefty money putting bitches in their place. Intellectually, feminists win hands down, but who wants to hang with a bunch of humorless brainiacs? Pheminists are women, so you don’t have to hide or feel all guilty about your deep-seeded innate hatred of them.

Finally, it’s 2008, not 1968. Therefore, it’s probably not the brightest idea to call out supposed sexist attacks by reverting back to racist dogwhistles. While it’s admirable that you’re coming to pheminism in the 9th inning, better not to do it on the back of racism. That’s not how feminism works.

This is.

(x-posted: B&P)

When Will We Ever Learn?

The Difference Between George W. Bush And John McCain? Lipstick!!

Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac Have Been Socialized!!!!

Jim Pence September 8th, 2008

HTML clipboardYesterday Henry Paulson, United States Treasury Secretary, held a press conference at 11:00am EDT on a Sunday morning to tell us, the tax payers, we’re going to take over Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae and their $5.4 trillion worth of home debt - half the mortgage debt in the country. This was a well choreographed press conference, at 11:00am EDT Sunday morning  when a large portion of the Eastern and Central U.S. were either in church or on their way to church and the folks out on the west Coast were still in bed or just getting up. In the meanwhile Republican Gov. Charlie Crist was holding a press conference at the very same time about hurricane Ike, what a coincidence.
Our government is potentially putting us $5.4 trillion in debt and they hold a press conference at 11:00 am EDT on a Sunday?
Well the good news is we don’t have to worry about the terrorist destroying the United states, because George W. Bush and his banking pals are beating them to the punch, oh by the way let’s don’t forget John McCain (the Keating Five ) or his son Andrew K. McCain .
Now you would think that someone would go to jail over this mess, but these folks have raked in some serious money. Fannie Mae CEO Daniel Mudd reaped a 7 percent rise in pay to $13.4 million in 2007 while the company lost $2.1 billion and its shared fell 33%. How would you like to have a job like that?
Using a pay-disclosure measure that the SEC prefers, which treats the value of stock and options differently, Freddie Mac chief Richard Syrons pay for 2007 was $18.3 million , up 24% from 2006. That ain’t bad either.
It’s really hard to believe the conservatives are for socialized Health Care banking, but seeing is believing!
How about it Senator Mitch McConnell , are you a socialist?

Opinion: Andrew K. McCain And Mitch McConnell Are Lazy Ass, Unpatriotic, Greedy Slackers!

Jim Pence September 6th, 2008

Opinion:
OK, I’m pissed, folks like Andrew K. McCain, son of John McCain, in my opinion, are nothing more than greedy lazy ass slackers that sit on big bank boards, draw big pay checks and then expect us to bail their asses out when they screw up. That’s corporate welfare and these folks are the "baby mommas" of the 21st century. I suggest the lazy ass greedy slacker bankers like Andrew K. McCain have done more damage to the American economy than the terrorist they want us to focus on while they talk the Jesus talk and line their pockets with our money. That’s unpatriotic, I don’t give a shit how many "I support the troop ribbons" they have on the trunk of their cars!!
The latest bank to fail is Silver State Bank and Andrew K. McCain, John McCain’s son, sat on Silver State’s board in February and served on the audit committee, bank regulatory filings show. Andrew K. McCain, is also the chief financial officer of Hensley & Co., the beer distributorship of which Cindy McCain is chairwoman .
He resigned in July due to "personal reasons," the bank said. He previously served as a director of Choice Bank in Scottsdale, Arizona, from 2006 to April 2008 when Choice Bank merged with Silver State .
His involvement in the bank during the current credit and housing problems is a reminder of his father’s alleged role in the massive savings and loans scandal decades ago.
In the late 1980s John McCain was one of five senators known as the "Keating Five." They were investigated by Congress over their alleged roles in the crisis, which resulted in a U.S. taxpayer bailout.
It’s a shame that Senator Mitch McConnell supports this bunch of lazy ass greedy slacker, 21st century "baby mommas" that are destroying the "American way of life" and is willing to bail them and their pals out with our tax dollars while denying children healthcare "SCHIP" , voting against senior citizens on Medicare and Medicare Part D .
How can Senator Mitch McConnell claim to be a patriot when he supports the lazy ass greedy slacker, 21st century "baby momma" banking community that is destroying the "American way of life" and foreclosing on the troops he claims to support?  Senator Mitch McConnell a patriot I don’t think so he’s just another, unpatriotic, lazy ass greedy slacker!!!!!!!!
The Hillbilly

Sarah Palins Church “Father Right Now There Is A Rain Cloud Over The State Of Alaska”. Youtube Video

Jim Pence September 6th, 2008

Pastor Ed Kalnins, Wasilla Assembly of God: "Father Right Now There Is A Rain Cloud Over The State Of Alaska".
Pastor Ed Kalnins, would you consider asking Jesus to put those videos back up on your site ?

Sarah Palin’s Church: “People from around the world will be coming to the state of Alaska to get something from God”.

Jim Pence September 4th, 2008

Pastor Ed Kalnins
Wasilla Assembly of God
"People from around the world will be coming to the state of Alaska to get something from God". "There’s some states that God considered as refuge states". I’ve heard prophesied over the years, one is Wisconsin and the other one is um there’s one other one in the lower 48 and the other one that was prophesied years ago and has been echoed along the way is Alaska where God gonna uh basically reserve them for for a place of refuge because uh the earth is groaning for the return of God".
Give me a break!!!!  I’m not packing my bags.

Mommy, Will George W. Bush Drop A Bomb On Us?????

The Hillbilly Ask Sarah Palin “Is George Bush God”?

Apparent Transparent

Terri Whitehouse August 30th, 2008

Sen. Mitch McConnell had this to day to the Messenger-Inquirer about Sen. John McCain’s VP choice of Gov. Sarah Palin yesterday:

Clearly, picking a little-known governor from Alaska was an effort to appeal to women voters.

McCain was looking for someone who was not of Washington, who has a reputation as a reformer like him and on the foreign policy stuff, he’s going to say, “I’ve got the experience. I don’t need it in a vice president.”

The test will be when it’s all over, it will either look like a genius move or a Hail Mary that went imcomplete.

So, what do you think? Mitch McConnell: true believer, or just kidding himself because he’s power-hungry? Personally, I thought Sen. McCain came across as less-than-enthused about his own choice.

Appealing to women? I don’t know about all ya’ll, but I don’t vote with my vagina.

Of course, what do you expect from a party of dumb shits that think people are only voting for Obama because he’s black. Talk about just not getting it.

And while we’re on the topic of vaginas, why is Rep. Ed Whitfield so scared of them? Vagina dentata, perhaps?

John McCain Loses His Flag Pin?

Barack Obama At the Democratic Convention. My Favorite Clips.

Jim Pence August 29th, 2008

James Dobson and Focus On The Family prayed for it to rain on Barack Obama’s acceptance speech , but what they got was beautiful weather for Barack Obama and the most inspiring political speech ever. Click here to view their video.
I have put together a 7 minute video clip of my favorite parts of Barack Obama’s acceptance speech. The video is below.

Barack Obama Assassination Plot In Denver?

Jim Pence August 26th, 2008

By STEVEN K. PAULSON
DENVER (AP) — Federal authorities are looking into reports that a man arrested with rifles, ammunition and drugs in his truck may have made threats against Barack Obama, officials said Monday.
Two other men were arrested in the case.
"It’s premature to say that it was a valid threat or that these folks have the ability to carry it out," said a U.S. government official familiar with the investigation. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because the investigation is ongoing.
Obama will be in Denver later this week to accept the Democratic nomination for president.
FBI spokeswoman Kathy Wright confirmed the FBI was investigating the reports but declined to elaborate. The Joint Information Center — a command set up by Denver, state and federal authorities to field media inquiries during the Democratic convention — said it had no immediate comment.
Tharin Gartrell, 28, was arrested during a traffic stop early Sunday by police in the eastern Denver suburb of Aurora. In his truck, officers found two rifles, including one with a scope; a bulletproof vest; boxes of ammunition; walkie-talkies; and suspected narcotics, said Aurora police Detective Marcus Dudley.
Police alerted federal authorities, who soon arrested Nathan Johnson, 32, at a hotel in Denver, Dudley said. A third man, Shawn Robert Adolf, 33, was arrested at a suburban Glendale hotel, Dudley said.
Adolf allegedly tried to escape officers by jumping from a sixth-floor window. He was hospitalized and was being held on $1 million bond for several outstanding warrants involving drug charges. Johnson also was being held on drug charges and his bond was unknown, Dudley said.
It wasn’t known if the three men had attorneys, Dudley said.
Dudley didn’t say what tied the men together but that more arrests were possible. One of the rifles was stolen, and authorities had traced it to Kansas, Dudley said. He declined to say to whom it belonged.
Aurora police alerted federal officials because of heightened security surrounding the Democratic convention, Dudley said.
"Clearly we found there are federal implications — otherwise we would not have notified them," he said. "The weapons clearly would cause great concern."
U.S. Attorney Troy Eid said the case was under investigation. "We’re absolutely confident there is no credible threat to the candidate, the Democratic National Convention, or the people of Colorado," Eid said in a statement.
Officials with the FBI, Secret Service, Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, and Aurora police set a news conference for Tuesday afternoon.
Law enforcers in Denver are trying to find out whether the reported threats to Obama were valid. "It could also turn out that these were nothing but a bunch of knuckleheads, meth-heads," the U.S. government official said.

John McCain’s Houses

John McCain: “In The 21st Century Nations Don’t Invade Other Nations.”

Next!!!!!!!!!!

President Paris Hilton????

Jim Pence August 5th, 2008

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Is Barack Obama Considering Steve Beshear For Vice President?

Jim Pence August 4th, 2008

After listening to Steve Beshear’s speech at Fancy Farm I came away with the feeling that Steve Beshear might be on Barack Obama’s list for Vice President. I know this is just a gut feeling, but watch this video and you decide.
I also had the opportunity to ask Crit Luallen if she was going to run for the Senate in 2010 and she told me she was considering it. Click here to see her speaking.
I hope she does, because I really believe Crit can defeat Senator Jim "Green Doctor " Bunning.

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