Matt Gunterman June 16th, 2007

Hey all you religious fundies, make sure and put one Eric Linden on your prayer lists at church this Father’s Day!

Eric, you’ll recall, was the young man who had a brief stint in a video as Adam — the original man — at Kentucky’s very own brand-spanking-new, world-class Creation Museum. It was only a brief stint because word got around — like, the entire world — that Eric had a penchant for the free-love lifestyle, and there were even pictures to go along.

Now, we at Ditch Mitch KY say good for Eric, but we’re not religious fundies and the fundies sure didn’t respond that way. No, indeed, they didn’t. Because if there’s one message you do not want your kids taking away from a museum display featuring a naked man and woman in a garden alone, it’s free love.

Also, you just know that Eric was the only “sinner” who contributed to anything in the Creation Museum, right? I’m sure no-one on the board of directors has ever been divorced or anything because he or she cheated on a spouse. Surely not. Oh, that’s right, but you can ask forgiveness for that sort of stuff, but carousing with trannies is just unpardonable.

So, in the end, Eric’s video was removed, the world is still laughing at the fundies, and Eric had his fifteen minutes of fame.

And I present to you: images of Eric Linden with transvestite.

• Anti-Science Agenda , Creation Museum , Creationism
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