The Goose
Joe Sonka July 3rd, 2008
So, it looks like Mitch McConnell’s new brilliant campaign strategy is to call Lunsford “Bruce the Goose”.
Seriously, I’m not joking.
Now, I know that the two words rhyme, but the word “Goose” doesn’t exactly bring up negative imagery for Kentuckians.
It’s almost sad to see someone like Mitch, who’s been such a good negative campaigner for so many years, now flailing so hopelessly in the face of his greatest challenge in 18 years.
Go back to your childish drawing board, Justin.
- Mitch McConnell
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Joe,
I love the picture. That was one helluva game and if Bruce is the “Goose” in this political game I expect Bruce the Goose to light up the scoreboard and come away with a “W” and send Mitch the Bitch packing his extra small jock strap, while sneaking out of the gym!!!
Leave the childish name-calling to the pros, Mitch! I can think of something that rhymes with that, but unfortunately it has sexist connotations.
what rhymes with Mitch is the slang for female dog LOL