Thanks. I Needed That.

Terri Whitehouse January 30th, 2008

Breaking news:

Members of Congress assured Americans that they have a definitive plan for reviving the slumping economy when they unveiled on Monday a bold new fiscal stimulus package that calls for the purchase of a pair of alpacas.

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) said the proposal, which is expected to solve the sub-prime mortgage crisis, boost consumer confidence, and pump much-needed liquid capital into the market, will be put into motion as soon as the first issue of Alpaca World magazine arrives and Congress has a chance to go through the catalog and select the perfect mating pair.

2 Responses to “Thanks. I Needed That.”

  1. Jimon 30 Jan 2008 at 3:19 pm

    Wow!!!!, I can’t wait.

  2. W. A. Weldonon 01 Feb 2008 at 7:42 am

    Remember this so-called stimulus package
    will be funded by money borrowed (probably from China). So, when you get your money, go and buy something made in China, RIGHT, McConnell??

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