Do Gov. Ernie Fletcher (R) and his ‘mate Robbie Rudolph (R) touch themselves? If so, they’ve committed homosexual acts
Matt Gunterman November 5th, 2007
All this talk by Republicans about other people’s sexuality has got me thinking.
First, if a man has sex with a horse BUT while having sex with that horse he closes his eyes and thinks only of a woman, has that man not still committed an act of bestiality?
I’d say the answer is, yes, he has.
Now, similarly, if a man closes his eyes and thinks of a woman and has sex with himself, is he not committing a homosexual act? Are not in this act the hands of a man gratifying the genitals of a man? Does it matter that there’s an imaginary woman involved? Is not a man nevertheless sexually stimulating a man? Isn’t that the definition of a homosexual act?
So, unless Gov. Ernie Fletcher (R) and his ‘mate Robbie Rudolph (R) are prepared to go on record that they abstain from masturbation and consider the act abhorrent, then I don’t know that these two men [and, heck, let's throw in Rep. Stan Lee (R) for good measure] have much moral authority when it comes to speaking out against gays.
- Ernie Fletcher , Sexuality , Stan Lee
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My eyes! My eyes!
Even if caught in the act these cretins would deny, deny, deny, just like Larry Craig. Then they would laugh about how they once again distracted us from the true issues.
You should give us warning before posting something like this. I baptized my monitor with soda pop and got so strangled I nearly had to call 9-1-1. (And wouldn’t I have had just a grand old time trying to explain what happened!) Then I laughed so hard I got hiccupuppupups.
Good lord, that little robbie looks gayer that lindsey graham-cracker! This is the guy that is going to keep fletcher in the gov’s mansion? Geeze the Grand Ol Perverts REALLY are scraping the bottom of the cesspool.
I got my robo call from old Ernie’s campaign tonight–it said it was from the ‘Fairness campaign’ and that Besear had promised same sex marriage, and lastly the BIG one was–and this was the “tip off”–BESHEAR has PROMISED to put more “Homosexuals” in the CLASSROOMS to teach our children–then it said–IF YOU AGREE with this AGENDA VOTE FOR BESEAR–
No doubt about it, that is from Ernie’s dirty tricks campaign!
Let me see if I have this right in my mind. A business man donates money to Mitch’s campaign and in return get’s a big tax cut plus a direct check from the US treasury by way of an earmark. If I follow the money full circle it seems to me we have taxpayer financed elections, but only the business man is getting the benefit of it. Just a thought!
Ectu-ally it’s an autoerotic act, so they resultantly are guilty of auto-sexual behavior.
Now don’t get me wrong here … I’m not going to advocate sex in autos. I drive a Benz C-Class and am over 6′. I’m also not discouraging it. While in the service my girl-friend had a VW Westphalia and we really used the whole thing - for one thing or another.
But in setting the record straight (oops - there we go again with sexual inuendo) masturbation is autoerotic behavior.
The whole gay-bashing thing that Ernest & Co. have started is just the latest nail in their coffin.
Personally, I have no problem with homosexuals. I’d rather our Governor deal with the far more pressing issues facing our beloved Commonwealth than lash out at gays and lesbians, but when was the last time that Ernest did something that:
a. Made sense?
b. Wasn’t self-serving and blatantly political?
c. Didn’t involve God?
d. Was all of the above?
And we get all of this crap from a man who claims to be a Christian and claims to “have trouble thinking politically.”
Bull****.
I’m so glad that I voted for Steve Beshear this morning. I feel like I redeemed myself. I feel clean again!
Mat, I very much respect your views on your blog post. However, the reference this morning.
“First, if a man has sex with a horse BUT while having sex with that horse he closes his eyes and thinks only of a woman, has that man not still committed an act of bestiality?”
While I respect your right to speak whatever, the above statement to me, if offensive. And, not funny as maybe it was intended to be.
I expect to get a strong PUSH BACK on this, but I remain a loyal supporter of DITCHMITCH and the work you are doing, but sometimes youth, lacks patience thus sometimes we “speak” with haste and not the full thought process.
You are an excellent writer, but this kind of statement is beneath your intellectual capacity.
I just wanna say
Jim Anderson Stivers
The good news for us in western kentucky is that Robbie Rudolph is coming home. The bad news in western kentucky is that Robbie Rudolph is coming home. Rumor has it he is going to concentrate on finding someone to run against the encumbent county judge. Money not an object.
I’m offended by this. I certainly am NOT gay, but um, well, um, um, Fred Thompson is cute, um what.
Seriously, you guys get greater every day at making me neurotic about my closeted status as a Republican. I laugh out loud, then I think about how unfulfilled my life as. What am I going to do when Mitch loses? He won’t have any money to rent this boy out.